Time to listen to THE BEST CHRISTMAS SONG EVER!!!

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I cranked it up this morning in my office.

Christmas can officially arrive now.

Have any good tutorials out there (books in particular)?

I really want to learn but I'm a bit dimwitted with the knitting/crochet stuff (like I get it for a bit then just forget it all).

I REALLY want to learn how to make all those cute little crochet critters but I'm a bit intimidated (knitting didn't go well for me, so I'm leery of crochet).

Advice?

I have had these tickets since Christmas Eve of 2009. My wife gave them to me for my birthday ( Read more... )

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This is the text I sent to my wife this morning as I was (yet again) fleeing my own house due to in-law infestation:

"make sure you thank your dad for breaking out toilet seat--the very one you searched heaven and earth to find"

And I'd like to add (for those of you who may think I'm just being mean and petty--hey, toilet seats break, right?) that it ( Read more... )

Yesterday I was all set to get my sim ON.  Big time.  I was going to burn the whole day working on the Parsons (VDSL) but. . .the computer had other ideas.

( Tiny bit about crabby computer )

I wasn't going to rant about it, figuring it wouldn't stick around long enough that it was worth it but ( Read more... )

Because I am just THAT immature, I give you.

Food porn.

(totally work safe but folks will think it's dirty)

. . .sparkly white glove v-gift?

Terribly uncreative.

Personally, the only way I could ever PROPERLY memorialize Michael Jackson is with a wee (no pun intended) Emmanuel Lewis.

Correction.

A SPARKLY Emmanuel Lewis.

Yes, that would work.

(and really, the v-gift MJ glove thing is just bizarre, like when random strangers leave plastic flowers and stuffed ( Read more... )

Who here has sensitive skin or allergies or BOTH?

( I'm going to whine about itchy skin rashes, you've been warned. )